Now accepting dinner invitations from Delhi swingers !!!

I get a lot of emails from couples who are eager to participate in my parties but of late I was not able to reply to them actively. Now that I am back on the party circuit once more I try to reply to the emails as soon as I can. Some would say that how much time does it take to send a canned email but for someone who is as lazy as me that also is a herculean task :-) Usually the next step after email exchange is a meeting at some public place and now I have nearly exhausted all the public places in delhi that I found out to be safe. So now am looking for accepting dinner invitations from everyone and anyone who cares to be a part of the club. You don’t have to invite me at your home as I can understand your concerns but yes any other place would do(even a the roadside dhaba would do :-) ). There is something about dinners that makes the whole experience much more personalized and it’s an age old proven fact that you connect the best via your tummy. So just email me with an invitation and take the first step to joining our swingers family. You don’t have to be a perfect host but the only thing that you might want to take note is that I don’t drink and I am a vegetarian :-)

Confessions of a Fuck Buddy

Having found some time out for trying out various crazy things these days I am on dating spree. So this weekend was date number 4 for me and I somehow persuaded my charming date to go on a long drive with me. I had to take the test of sanity before she agreed but somehow I managed to pass the test with flying colors. All was going well till the moment she boarded my car and she ordered me to turn on the music and before I could even give an explanation she was screaming at me: “How do you suppose we are going to spend these 8 hours without a music system”. “By talking” I replied and there began our journey of non stop conversations, some silly, some outrageous and some tantalizingly naughty. Once in a while I kept on popping her questions that not everyone is comfortable about answering but she kept on answering them all as if I was asking her something elementary which was common knowledge. The ease and the honesty with which she was answering my queries made me respect her even more and her sexiness started growing even more and more. There were many arguments but in the end there is one thing that she made me learn and I would like to carry these lessons with the rest of my life with me. “When it comes to sexuality don’t believe every word of what a woman says. Not many women would answer the question in affirmative like me when you ask her bluntly the question whether she masturbates or not”. I realized that she was one the very few (I can count them on my finger tips) who had answered this question in affirmative and that had led me to make some assumption that were clearly misplaced from reality. And in the end I am so charmed by her honesty that I want to go with her on a long drive once again.

I know you are reading this so I would ask you once again. Would you go out with me and once again create some fond memories?. There won’t be any music this time too but I promise that I would get that horn repaired!!!