Life without a Horn and Horniness

Months back I took upon a software assignment to help out someone with something that I thought was very insignificant. But now it seems that jumped into a bottom less pit which keeps me sucking further in everyday. It was around the same time that the horn of my car broke down and now nearly 14 months have passed and thanks to the demanding schedule of the project the horn is still broken. Apart from the horn the other major causality of the hectic scheduled was my “horniness”. It has totally disappeared and now and these days I don’t get all those funny ideas (I used to call them creative). But what good has life been without a horn and horniness? Living without a horn certainly has taught me one virtue in life that otherwise is very hard to imbibe – “Patience”. Ever since my horn has broken down I have learnt to become more patient. Just think of it, when are waiting on a red-light and the light becomes green what is your first instinct ---- you blow the horn :-) but now I cant even blow a horn even if I am stuck in a traffic jam I just wait for my turn to come patiently. Even if a cow comes in your way you have to stop and wait for it to pass patiently and if it decides not to budge then you have to wait even more from someone to come from behind and honk away the cow!!!!!

But I can claim any such virtues being built out of living a hermit’s life. Its very funny but and those reading this right now may find it an absurd and silly reasoning but I fee that living in horniness helps you build a strong character :-) Imagine you have a “sweet tooth” and then all of a sudden the doctor diagnoses you as a diabetic and at the same time you find yourself face to face with you favorite chocolate and its that that time when you are able to fight the temptation to give that you show strength of character.....I wont explain the analogy any further and hope that you would have got the message.